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#83662 Friday music/gaming event (Regular?)

Posted by Ectstein on 04 November 2015 - 03:32 pm

So following on from the Awesome Friday night mix up instigated and organised by the mighty Spanxie, I thought I try and rekindle a bit of group play and interaction, but throwing something else into the mix.

 

Now you may remember back during the mix up sessions a few hours before, I'd advertise in the shout box the DkR PlugDJ channel for people to hang out in and listen to music before the games started. Donkzy could be relied on to throw out some top tunes.

 

Well unfortunately PlugDJ has bitten the dust. However I have found https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/dkr

 

This is a room set up on Dubtrack for the mighty DkR to take residence in and listen and share music together. You just need to sign up which is free and create a playlist of your favourite tunes.

 

Now,

 

My take on the Friday night mix up will primarily be as follows;

 

We all get together at a set time, listen to some tunes from a playlist created and selected by those in the room. Once there we decide on a game/games to play together, or people just come to hang out and listen to music and chat on TS. Not everyone therefore has to play the same game or even have to play a game.

 

It's a community, Friday wind down for most of you who have no doubt had a busy week. Alcohol is encouraged but once again not required.

 

I've posted this to see firstly, is anyone interested and secondly for ideas from one and all.

 

We're a community and I think this could get some folks from different games hanging out. The mix up had some amazing moments, which included though not limited to GTA or Rocket League.

 

I hope to hear from you about your ideas.

 

Cheers

 

Ectstein (Mark)


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#57192 What do you wear?

Posted by Damo on 20 September 2013 - 03:38 pm

This is me when on the terrorist side in Counter Strike

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#55752 Any Other MMOs With Potential?

Posted by Reel on 19 August 2013 - 10:43 pm

i think the success of ffxiv is the console market happened in ffxi this is how it goes

 

1st you buy em a wii (pot) then you get em a ps whatever (skunk) then they get sucked in to how powerful it is then they buy ffxiv  (smack)and blag mummy there's no shooting or blood in it  rest is history steady supply of noob gamer smakeheads for the next 10 years spending £10 a month on a bag of crystia  

 

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#30186 Personal announcement: My first IRL character created :D

Posted by Aurielia on 30 July 2012 - 06:56 pm

Since i've got to know people more and people have got to know me, i thought i'd announce to the clan that me and my wife are expecting our first child! We don't know what it is, we want to be surprised, all we know is its a human baby! (and healthy :) )

He or she is due to arrive on the 25th of October, but don't worry i get paternity leave so you might be seeing me more, when the other two are napping! ^_^


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I'm totally getting this :D
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#24847 Guild/Clan Events

Posted by Gasper on 04 July 2012 - 09:21 pm

I will be organizing some guild/clan events.

What the point of this events will be to make sure that people are having fun to encourage them to come to mumble and get to know each other more.

To make everything easy please leave a comment on what game you intend to join and if you have a suggestion for another game leave it in a comment too and I will see what I can do.

When you leave a comment that you are intrested to join I will add your name under the game to make sure so I will know how meany will be there in order to make everything easier.

Team Fortress 2: Next event: Sunday 8.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Equinox
Reel
Demise
DeanAdamFry
Asi
Mikey
Keefikus
Londoner
ZeCool
EGboy
Mux
Bibidiboo
twiddlestix
ReaverMage
matharu
JoToBou
Tratpan
Zooko
Boogie
SnakeEvoke
Mindless
SeventhSpyder
Saviour
Kirbo
CorkLike
Bandit

Counter Strike Source: Next event: Tuesday 10.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Noupoi
Reel (possibly)
Asi
Keefikus
Mux
Douel
JoToBou
benj
Saviour
Tratpan
Ace_Rimmer

Borderlands:
Gasper

Company of heroes:
Gasper
Asi

Minecraft:Next event: Sunday 15.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Equinox
Noupoi
DeanAdamFry
Asi
Mikey
Keefikus
Londoner
Atomicmedic
Bibidiboo
Ningo Dinja(tekkit mod)
twiddlestix
Vaz
Mindless
SeventhSpyder
Azerra
CorkLike
merch
Bandit

Left 4 Dead 2: Next event: Monday 9.7.2012 starts 7:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Equinox
Noupoi
Demise
DeanAdamFry
Mikey
Londoner
Atomicmedic
Bibidiboo
Emmure
JoToBou
Vaz
Indig0
Ace_Rimmer
SeventhSpyder

Artemis:
Gasper
Vaz
Indig0
merch

StarCraft 2:Next event: Saturday 14.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Demise
ZeCool
JoToBou
SnakeEvoke
Tratpan
CorkLike

Smite: Next event: Thursday 19.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Reel
Asi
ZeCool
nCode
Devlin1991
Mux
Atomicmedic
Keefikus
Noupoi
Consaii
CorkLike
Equinox

DotA 2:Next event: Thursday 12.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
ZeCool
nCode
Asi
Mux
Atomicmedic
JoToBou
CorkLike

League of Legends:Next event: Friday 13.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
nCode
Bibidiboo
Grinn
Keefikus
Douel
JoToBou
Zooko
Boogie
Mindless
Saviour
CorkLike
Wookybear
Equinox
Bandit

Blacklight Retribution:Next event: Tuesday 17.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
Consaii
matharu
Noupoi
JoToBou
Equinox

Battlefield 3:
Noupoi
JoToBou
benj
CorkLike
Keefikus

Tribes Ascend:Next event: Monday 16.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
SnakeEvoke
Mikey
Atomicmedic
Donkz
Saviour
Tratpan
CorkLike

Counter Strike: Global Offensive:
Gasper
SeventhSpyder

Killing Floor:Next event: Wednesday 18.7.2012 starts 6:00 PM GMT
Gasper
SeventhSpyder
Tratpan
Equinox

Terraria:
Gasper
SeventhSpyder
Equinox

Magicka:
Gasper
SeventhSpyder
Equinox

Arma 2: DayZ:
Gasper

Diablo 3:
Gasper
Keefikus
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#88054 Off the chest

Posted by Grinn on 04 July 2016 - 09:18 am

Hi guys,

 

I have been absent for a good 2+ months now. That is not the main reason I create this post but more for myself. I have been through (for me, not comparing) some rough shit the past 2 months and it has been hard to talk to anyone in my close vicinity with besides my wife. And even then, some of the stuff I don't want to talk to my wife about for reasons I will explain later. For those who know me on the forums or teamspeak, they know I am a very extraverted guy. Laid back, hates drama, super nerdy (D&D, all the games)... you know, like 90% of this amazing community. I have been here since the beta of GW2. If there was some place I could vent in a safe way without fear of being blasted to bits on the internet, it would be here.

 

So end of april I got called in the office (IT consultant) to bluntly tell me out of the blue that I was fired. Effective immediately. For me this was a bitter pill to swallow. Not only had we just signed the document to do a whole roof renovation, making 2 extra rooms and redoing all the woodwork, my wife and I were trying to have kids (normal stuff, no anticonception etc...). Being a guy who had always been priviledged when it comes to work and to be honest, never had to look or fight for a job, this was eye-opening. An oddly sobering experience. So I took a week off to get my mind straight since things weren't going to well. My comfort lies in the fact that I know how my financial situation is in all those situations with a baby and renovations. The uncertainty crushed me and my OCD tendencies. So anyway, end of april I started jobhunting and figuring out what I was going to do. That is when my wife started having more and more issues with her stomach. 

 

It was an ongoing thing for about a week and a half. Just sharp pains in the stomach area and lower back. Beginning of May, we rushed to the ER on a saturday evening since the pain was unbearable. They told us they wanted to do some bloodtests before they put her under scanners. Just to make sure that if she was pregnant, nothing would cause harm. So I leave the hospital since the bloodtaking and analysis would take about 2+ hours. Note that we thought it was something benign and that she had a book with her. If I knew this was serious, I would have stayed. 2 hours later I get a call from my wife, with an unsteady voice that she was pregnant but that she needed to stay in the hospital for overnight care just in case. They didn't know what was wrong and gynecologist was available sunday morning. So I rushed a bit stunned to the hospital with all her things like extra clothes, comforted each other and let her sleep there. There was no room for me to sleep. In the morning I got a call from her saying that the Dr examined her. She would need surgery within 2-3 hours. The reason was an out-of-the-womb pregnancy. The cell had nested in her oviducts (transit canal from the ovaries to womb) and needed to be removed before it bursted. When that bursts, she would be in life danger. Luckily she still had some development time but we were there just in time. The cell + tube needed to be removed leaving only 1 tube for normal future pregnancies. Needless to say we were both a bit stunned. So she went into surgery, everything went fine. She was groggy and sleepy for the rest of the afternoon and had pains all around her stomach muscles. I drove her home that night and the rest is history. 

 

From then it was emotional up and down swings from this. We needed to wait at least 3 months before trying for kids again. Which is nothing in essence. It was just a bit overwhelming that in the span of 10 hours or so, we got to know that we were pregnant (huge suprise) and that it needed to be removed + the tube. As I said in the beginning, I held my emotions intact since she was really suffering and I wanted to be there for her. I confided in my best mate but that is about it. My outlets were stuff like The witcher to really lose myself. And D&D to make believe someone else with my best friends.

 

The worst part was that this whole thing, job loss and pregnancy, was overshadowed by an even bigger shitstorm. A shitstorm so vile and taxing on my wife (and some parts me) that it was just hard to recover from for a while. It involves federal level (vile) crimes.  I cannot post any details for legal reasons.

 

Beyond all this, everything is on the up right now. Most of the stuff has died down. We are nearing the deadline on when we can try having kids again. Summer vacation is slowly setting in. I just finished my second week at my new job. And I finally can casually enjoy a game again. Hopefully I can join you guys on some casual gaming sessions. In the meantime I have been running 2 adventures of D&D. In one of them I took it upon myself to try my hand at writing. Just to focus on something else. For those interested, I created a reddit post with some backstory and the link itself to my blog. I hope to keep updating it to enhance my writing and keep track of the story in our party. 

 

Reddit post

Blog

 

For those sticking untill the end of the post, Thanks. I need to get stuff off my chest. It feels liberating to put it in writing and share it with what I know to be a kickass community.

Hope to see you guys in game!


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#55074 Mumbleoke

Posted by Xiomaro on 09 August 2013 - 10:28 pm

She's been at it again!

 

http://audiour.com/playlist/tuieqpmv


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#40262 What GW2 server are you guys on so i can atleast stalk you

Posted by Wookybear on 20 September 2012 - 04:08 pm

Gunnar's Hold. If anyone is against my decision of telling him or her, then ask Darkademic to remove the guild from the gw2guilds website. ;) The is no secrecy in our chosen server.


Hence why we were having a little fun. Remind me not to invite you to anyones surprise party.
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#92150 Art.

Posted by spanxie on 09 January 2018 - 06:44 pm

Some new ART to share with you art appreciators.......   A piece for the Daughter as a little Christmas Prezzie , I present my Fan art for Coolkilla of Megumin... 

 

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#89849 Friday Mix Up

Posted by spanxie on 09 April 2017 - 04:44 pm

To kick start off the new Friday Mix UP we will be starting with some classics that always generated plenty of fun times..........

 

5 pm        Overwatch ( custom games/ Arcade )  /   Rocket league  /  Awesomenauts 

 

8 pm        G T A   V    classic Friday game ( 67gb download so get installing now please )

 

We will have a chance at our first meet to decide if people would like to have back the old Voting system or not, we also did genre nights or specific game mode nights.

 

This event is open to everyone, the more the merrier.  If you would like to play any multiplayer games with your fellow DkR members and have never got involved in the Friday Mix up please come along and all will be explained, or of course leave any feed back on this forum thread..

 

We have a long list of games already that can be mixed up for these events..  But please do not be put off if the games you like are not being played on this Friday, the idea is to mix up the games we all love to try and cater for everyone's games preferences.  So your feedback is what will shape these events moving forward. 

 

 

Please get involved as always, your participation is what makes these events shine. 

 

Spanx

 


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#80159 SWTOR 3.2 - The Rise of the Emperor (12x Story XP)

Posted by Chuey on 29 April 2015 - 07:48 pm

Yesterday, SWTOR was updated to 3.2 - The Rise of the Emperor. This update includes a new planet with new story, dailies and operations, along with a number of new features.

 

New Planet: Ziost! The Imperial planet Ziost is the focal point of an escalating crisis. Level 60 players who have completed the Shadow of Revan storyline can now join in the fight.

 

New Feature: Outfit Designer! You can now have up to 16 outfits created and saved with your unique look! This new feature can be accessed on the right hand side of the Character Sheet.

 

Relics of the Gree is back! The Gray Secant has been spotted on Ilum, which means only one thing: the Relics of the Gree Event is back and now available for Level 60 players! From May 12th at 12:00 GMT to May 19th at 12:00GMT, Black Bisectors are called upon to lend a hand!

 

Bounty Contract Week Returns! Hunt wanted criminals in this returning event. The event begins May 19th at 12:00 GMT and ends May 26th at 12:00 GMT.

 

More patch notes can be found here

 

 

If you wanted to return but found the slog to L60 too much, now's the time to consider returning!

 

May the 4th be with you (12x Story XP)

Inspired by the popularity of the 12x XP Boost, Subscribers can level faster while experiencing a deeper and more engaging story-telling experience. The Epic Story XP Boost includes reduced cool down on quick travel options and increased commendations to facilitate acquisition of the gear you need when you need it.

  • Level your characters from 1 – 55 at an accelerated rate
  • Now you have the ability to toggle on/off the Epic Story XP Boost once acquired
  • Act now, the Epic Story XP Boost ends this Autumn

If you're a new player or returning after your subscription has expired for over 3 months, please use one of the referral links below:

http://www.swtor.com/r/sFBLL9

http://www.swtor.com/r/cvWDlF

http://www.swtor.com/r/S22ldK

 

New Players/Characters

Whether you're starting the game from new or just want to create a new character, you can enjoy the unique storyline available to your class from L1 to L55 without having to grind additional missions, flashpoints, pvp, etc. This can take mere hours to accomplish!

 

Returning L50s

Have a L50 and want to return? Some people have found returning to their L50's difficult as they often struggle to remember how to play them. If you find this, create a new char as above and get them to 55 with ease while learning how to play them from the beginning. Once you've completed Chapter 3 storyline you can go on to Makeb and start Chapter 4 story for the 12x XP boost.

 

Returning L55s

Although you can start The Shadow of Revan at L53, you may as well complete your Makeb story for the XP boost you're getting. After that return to your ship to activate the Shadow of Revan storylline which will take you through several Flashpoints which you can complete either solo or using the group finder, along with quests on Rishi and Yavin 4 (yes, the Yavin 4!!!).

 

Dark Reavers

We have a guild, you'll want to be in it as being in guild provides an additional XP boost. We also have a guild house with all the amenities needed. Post here or PM someone in game for an invite. My alts are in my Sig

 

Light Reavers

Some of us are using the 12x XP boost to level some Republic alts, and we have a guild on that side too!

 

TorHead and other websites

Part of the ZAM network, Torhead was a fantastic resource site for SWTOR. It has since been removed under claims they weren't getting enough traffic to warrant keeping it running. Thankfully some dedicated players got together and put the Tor Comminity up, it's still a work in progress but looks very promising.

http://torcommunity.com/

 

Dulfy remains a great source for SWTOR content.

http://dulfy.net/category/swtor/

 

 

*Note*

  • We are on the server Red Eclipse (EU)
  • All new content is available to those with Shadow of Revan (SoR) expansion.
  • 12x XP story boost only available to subscribers
  • F2P accounts can access content up to L50. Upon purchasing the Shadow of Revan expansion (£11.99) they gain access to Makeb (L51-55) and SoR (L56-60)
  • Subscribed accounts can access up to Makeb, L55. Upon purchasing the SoR expansion they gain access to L56-60

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#73062 CALL TO ARMS !!!

Posted by CrazyCrow on 09 September 2014 - 09:18 am

Greetings everyone ,

 

 

- ARE YOU BORED , lost interest for EsO or Wildstar ?

 

- Do you enjoy PVP ?

 

- Do you you enjoy PVE ?

 

- Do you enjoy dungeons and raiding ?

 

- Would mass scale combat , sieges , naval warfare perk your bloodthirsty vices ?

 

- Would being a Mercenary for coin sway you to help others by defending them on trade runs and rid the seas of Piracy .

 

- Would being a Blood thirsty and greedy Pirate who will not think twice about robbing another players hard work and capturing their ship or destroying it spike your adrenaline ?

 

- Would crafting in an enormous endless and evolving system that permits you to create anything in game and make riches, feed your greed ?

 

- What about diving for sunken treasure, for wealthy rewards, in the depths of of vast oceans , building a submarine for exploring or naval warfare , rampaging through vast areas of land without loading screens from  area to area , exploring or taking enemy faction strongholds would this boost your nomad soul .

 

- Would killing world bosses for loot and achievements kindle your adventurous tendencies ?

 

- Would being a jury and taking part on trials to put away criminals for murder , piracy , thievery etc for rewards spurn you to contribute to the community ?

 

- Do you enjoy playing alongside your Guild mates , contributing to guild , achieving as a group , and having a good laugh with them even when you get ganked or robbed of a days work , then going out for sweet revenge .

 

-Would you enjoy being part of organized guild trade runs where we will have scouts going out to report , armed escorts etc etc to guaranty the safe passage of your goods .

 

- Would you enjoy a sand box environment which lets you do what you want, when you want ,where you want ?

 

- FLYING MOUNTS ?? yes those too !! you have gliders to fly anywhere , change their looks, upgrade them for combat, go into stealth and attack enemies from above , aerial combat YES !! WOW !!

 

- Mounts and pets can be used for combat, yes you can combat on your mount , they have 4 special abilities, they have Armour , they can stealth with you mounted, they can boost you for combat , and yes your pets are combat pets too , they also have abilities !!

 

- ETC

 

- ETC

 

- ETC

 

 

 

**** ME SILLY, ALL THIS !! ................................ , and for FREE

 

 

Well , COME JOIN US ON ARCHEAGE

 

Its a free to play game with alot to offer , pre - launch is on Friday the 12th for those who wish to sub , and on the 16th for those who want to play free .

 

Those of us who are playing head start , plan to program things in a fashion that will not only permit us to boost and help our guild buddies , but will also cater for those who want to play for free by creating means for them to farm , have housing , access to things they normaly wouldnt be able to do etc etc .

 

Most importantly, in my view, is the chance to get our guild members together , have fun and enjoy each others company !!!

 

 

Simply go to https://glyph.trionw...ile/manage-game create a Glyph account download the game and come have some fun with us !! (Trion accounts give you access on glyph)

 

Have a great week , hope to see you all at launch !!


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#58293 Revolution?

Posted by Bibidiboo on 06 November 2013 - 02:16 am

Lol I'm not worked up I love Bibidiboo.

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#Truelove #reallove #bff #bf4ever #bf<3 #<3 #heartbeatssofast


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#55109 [Charity] Autism Aware UK Mt. Snowdon CLimb

Posted by Lewey100 on 10 August 2013 - 06:52 pm

I did it! The summit of Snowdon. Thanks all who donated and supported, means a lot! :)

 

 

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#51840 For the shitz n giggles anyone else cook ?

Posted by spanxie on 24 May 2013 - 08:02 pm

8qJkpUK.jpg    Well its a pie stacked with turkey breast pieces leak, potatoe, brocallie and a cheese and chicken stock sauceBelieve me it was amazing to eat , 

 

Decorated randomly for the shitz n giggles with our logo :)

 

Pls share some of your creations for some more shitz n giggles, it only has to be creative, not necesarrily cooking related :)


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#46522 spooky wookys fact or fiction ?

Posted by Darkademic on 23 January 2013 - 05:53 pm

.. using the tools currently available to them, with the current level of understanding.

 

We will have to agree to disagree methinks.

 

People should keep an open mind, not be so ready to just dismiss ideas or gang up on those who think outside the box, as is VERY often the case on the interwebs, (most of the big scientific discoveries more than likely came from people who thought outside the box) and use their own brains to decide for themselves what is fact and what is fiction. Question things which have been given to them as fact, rather than just accepting them. Thinking is a good thing. It develops understanding. A bit like the difference between copying a GW2 build off some forum, or actually working it out yourself! :D

 

This summarises this thread quite nicely:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI


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#80788 ARK Survival Evolved: FAQ's

Posted by Azerra on 10 June 2015 - 09:33 pm

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Important Note: Please do not use this thread to promote your opinion of the game. This is a discussion largely aimed at those already playing, or for those who may be interested in joining. 

 
This FAQ will hopefully help those who may be struggling with certain aspects of the game, if you have any further questions, please let met know! There's a growing group in Mumble and we're making good progress. This may well just be the flavour of the month, but from what we've experienced so far, the amount of content in the game has surpassed those of other early access survival games and the constant development updates add something new all the time.

 

And yes, I think I got carried away...
 
What is ARK:

Spoiler

 

Where to buy ARK:

Spoiler


What server are we playing on/how to login:
Spoiler

 

Where to make a new character:

Spoiler

 

Tribe Jobs:

Spoiler

 
Current active players in Reavers Tribe:

Spoiler

 

I hope somebody may find this somewhat helpful! 

 

Cheers


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#60379 DAYZ standalone

Posted by BradDaMan on 24 January 2014 - 12:44 am

Thinking of getting this game, be a big help if someone could pm me what this games about and basically what you've got to do  :P

It's a survival based, post apocalypse, pvpve third/first person. 

It's only in Alpha right now, so there's no cars or helis, it's purely on foot. 

The majority of your time will be spent navigating between towns and scavenging for food/supplies. Most people you will come across WILL shoot/kill on sight, because either you are a danger to them, or it's easy loot.

As a new player, the biggest challenges for you will be learning to read the map and navigate - this sounds like a simple task, believe me, it takes a long time to master. You could watch some streams about it, but it's far better to learn by playing yourself and there's loads of guildies getting into it ATM.

Tips:

  • You will 90% of the time spawn on the coast, GET OFF THE COAST. It's where everyone spawns, high loot density attracts bandits (people who kill others) and therefore the chances of coming across people is high.
  • Don't eat rotten food - you will get sick and it's hard to get rid of.
  • Most tins, such as tuna, beans ect need a can opener to get into. You can also use an axe/screwdriver - but you will loose some. Some are ring pulls and don't require openers
  • Use the map for water: there are water taps in almost every town to fill bottles/canteens up. (bottles and canteens are very valuable.
  • Saline bags and saline IV bags are very valuable loot - they give you full blood on the current patch.
  • Get a rucksack. You are useless without one.
  • don't fight zombies without an axe, you can run through buildings/loose LoS (although it's buggy) and they will drop agro. When you have an axe (fire axe) it's one hit to the head.
  • Plan a route/journey. This makes it much more of an enjoyable adventure.
  • If you see another player, don't assume he has seen you. If he has a gun and you don't, lie down/hide, wait for him to pass. If you get spotted (he's looking at you) RUN. don't make yourself an easy kill.
  • Play carefully, it may not be as fast paced if you're crouch running through the treeline, scoping out every town for a few mins before you approach - but it's more fun than running straight into a building and getting axed to death by a fresh spawn before you can pull a gun.

This game is harsh and unforgiving - however, only about 5% of the players have any clue what they are doing (they played the mod),the rest bought it off steam and had never heard about it before. It's not hard to have fun if you invest a little time. It is Alpha - expect bugs.


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#50811 Sunday Afternoon Gaming

Posted by Rob on 26 April 2013 - 05:40 pm

Hello guild!

 

Following on from Donkz's Team Fortress 2 thread, it is clear that a number of people enjoy having an afternoon of gaming with the guild playing a vareity of games instead of GW2.

 

The best time for this seems to be on a Sunday afternoon. I am proposing that from now on, from about midday on a Sunday, people should just jump on mumble and we will decide on a game then and there.

 

Interested people should prepare by downloading some of the following games (at least the free ones), which are either regular games on the Sunday playlists, or have been suggested. It would also help to add other guild members in the DkR group on steam. These games are also often played during the week, so if interested, please get involved. Unfortunately, not all the games are free, however they are often cheap in steam sales.

 

DkR Steam Group

 

Current Sunday Games

Inactive Sunday Games:

 

If you would like to suggest a game, please do so. It helps if the game is free, as more people can download and get involved.

 

Any more suggestions, let me know!


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#45094 A dyslexic man walks into a bra... [Joke thread]

Posted by elyan on 21 December 2012 - 08:29 am


A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "You have to be fucking kidding me!"


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