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#1 Indig0

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:25 pm

A lot of you will have no doubt heard about the current womens soft porn book being thrown around, this is a way to make it far more awesome/bearable.


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#2 Saviour

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:40 pm

Hail to the King Baby !!!
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#3 Tempest

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:45 pm

yeah it wasn't awkward at all when one of my friends mum's asked to borrow it after she had finished reading it. every guy in the room at the time just stared at each other all thinking the same though.... somebodies needs clearly aren't being satisfied.

but I agree that makes the whole book much more amusing!
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#4 Devlin1991

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:52 pm

It's only mildly worse that some of the pages in A Song of Ice and Fire xD
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#5 ReaverMage

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 06:09 pm

I remember reading those... jiqui wasn't it? or something like that :P

Edited by ReaverMage, 16 July 2012 - 06:09 pm.

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#6 Donkzy

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:23 am

Hail to the King Baby !!!

Yeah, piece of cake!
Love his quotes :)
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#7 Keefikus

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:50 am

hahahha YESS!!
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#8 Seahaven

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:15 pm

Wow, this is the book people are going crazy over? It sounded like shitty fanfiction. Twilight but for horny, desperate soccer moms.

I see buses everywhere plastered with their adverts. At first I thought it was some new fantasy series. not quite.

Edited by Seahaven, 17 July 2012 - 08:16 pm.

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#9 spankproof

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:23 pm

My girlfriend described it as uninformed soft porn for repressed women that rarely read.
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#10 DeanAdamFry

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:35 pm

Team Four Star with Duke Nukem......


Edited by DeanAdamFry, 17 July 2012 - 08:36 pm.

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#11 twiddlestix

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:09 pm

that's great, good find!

it is amazing what people will read these days...
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